Uh-oh WAKA WAKA, Strudles? Gets A Pink Guy Named Paul

Well, I threw up today. The end. Kinda' sucks, but I'll be in school tommorow. Expect to see my bright and shining face tommorow. Now updates today, except I'll be starting a running gag with a pink guy named Paul who is the root of all peoples bad luck. Now updates today. Shoo!! Get out of here Charlie!

Poetry By Dave

(Cut to a poetry club. Dave appears from the back of the curtain and begins to read from his notecard)

DAVE: Oh how my heart withers, when my wife hits me with a baseball bat. Never told her I got my cousin pregnant. Much pain.

(Everyone starts snapping their fingers as Dave goes back behind the curtain.)

Pardon Our Monkies

Sorry everyone. I was busy with homework over the weekend and couldn't show up and Google died...........not really ^_^. Anyway, expect updates tommorow! Peace out!

EDIT: Okay I lied. I came up with a really crappy short about some guy getting his cousin pregnant. Hey, try to come up with a very funny joke at 9:39 P.M foo'! Anyway, Bob interviews tommorow. Look out for that sometime after school. I predict 7:00 or 8:00 being the latest.

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Heyy, it's Google. Strudles? and I are planning a full-scale interview between Bob and Charlie!!! I am about to go play a World War 2 game so, geronimo!!!! See ya

Google's List O' Cool Cars (2)

This next one is my second favorite car in the world.

Give it up for the Ford GT! Yayyyyyy!!

The Ford GT, coupled with its dazzling looks, sells for an unbelievable $150,000, which is pretty cheap considering it gets 500 horsepower and goes 0-60 in a beutiful 3.8 seconds, three tenths slower than the slr mclaren.

Awesome

Here is the worlds greatest video:

"Morpheus stop falling"

You got admin!

Google has become my special helper/admin!!! Yey!!!!!

Google's List O' Cool Cars

Hey evry one, its google again, and for the next few posts, I will show you my top ten favorite cars!

Bugatti Veyron

This almost unbelievable car pumps out 1003 horsepower, and does 0-60 in 2.6 seconds, making it the fastest street-legal car ever created! This is by far my most favorite car.

GO VOTE FOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK OR WILL SHOOT YOU!

Today I had a boring day except for spanish class. Strudles? and I are currently working on a weekly feature called Quote Of The Week: Standard. we will come up with a phrase each week and you will decide what it is!

P.S. This link is awesome-> http://flashplayer.com

Who is Charlie?

Hello, my name is Google. No, I'm not the search engine, I'm the no. 2 contributor.
I made Charlie up, you see and I am goin to tell you who he is! Charlie, is a fictional character made to represent my physical opposite. I made him up when my cousins and I were making prank calls to my family. We would talk in almost a high feminine voice. He acts like a child and you will often hear the phrase "i want to be a mongoose!" out of him.

The Not so Sunday, Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring Charlie)

(The anouncer begins to speak)

ANNOUNCER: Now it's time for another interview show by your favorite talk show host who thinks giving whiplash to small children is funny, Bob!

(As the crowd cheers, Bob comes out and you hear him say "Whiplash sucks!")

BOB: Alright everybody. Welcome to the Sunday Show with Bob....

(An audience member stands up.)

AUDIENCE MEMBER: It's not Sunday!

(Bob pulls out a machine gun a shoots the guy to death.)

BOB: Alright, anyone else deny me?

(The audience shakes there head)

BOB: Good because tonight we are interviewing Charlie.

(Zoom out to Charlie who is tapping his feet)

BOB: Hello, I'm Bob.

CHARLIE: Hi, I'm Charlie!!!

BOB: Yes, yes you are.

CHARLIE: Yup, ask me a question, but hurry up! I have to go potty!

BOB: Okayyyyy......do you have any strudles?

CHARLIE: Noooooooooo!!

(Charlie gets up and "Stayin' Alive" begins to play. Charlie starts doing the disco.)

BOB: What are you doing?

CHARLIE: I'm dancing!!!

BOB: No dancing on the show! Turn the camera offfffff!!!

(The screen becomes fuzzy. Suddenly the scene cuts to some Pandas chewing bamboo.)

TV ANOUNCER: We now bring you "The Wonderworld of Pandas.

(A walrus falls from the sky.)

TV ANOUNCER: And a walrus, COOKKUCCHU!!!

I'm a Hungry Hungry Hippo!

Okay guys. Late update. I was all depressed today, so instead of a skit, have a Knox's Matrix Reloaded 1 youtube video. Sorry for the sucky video quality. This was all I could find of this perticular video, so.......that's pretty much it for today.......word.

The Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring a Terrorist)

(Cut to a studio type room. A random guy, with a tie enters from the left. The announcer's voice is heard.)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to The Sunday Show, hosted by every body's favorite bisexual talk show host, Bob!

(During a loud applause, you can hear Bob saying "I'm not bisexual!" When the applause stops, Bob begins to talk.)

BOB: Alright, welcome to The Sunday Show, with me, Bob and today's guest is a terrorist!

(A terrorist is shown sitting on the chair next to him.)

BOB: So terrorist, your a terrorist.........why are you a terrorist again?

TERRORIST: Well, actually it all started with an argument I had with my soap.

BOB: Your soap?

TERRORIST: Yeah, it's like a girlfriend, but you lather it all over your body, and comes in seven fruity scents, now including mitten.

BOB: Okay..........so continue.

TERRORIST: Yeah, so she's like, all up in my grill that I didn't do any laundry. So I go, "Screw you, I'm gonna' be a terrorist". And here I am.

BOB: Does it p*** you off at all when you go into K-Mart, and people are like, "Hey, it's a terrorist, he's probably going to blow us up."

TERRORIST: Yeah, it really hurts my feelings. How would you like it if somebody thought you were going to kill them just because you were part of the biggest terrorist organization in the world?

(The crowd goes 'Awww.....' Bob gives the terrorist a pat on the back.)

BOB: Hang in there buddy. Anyway, last question. There has been rumors that your hat is made of Elvis? Is this true?

TERRORIST: Lies! All lies! Would I do such a thing?

(Suddenly, a Cyborg Elvis, comes in from the right side, dragging himself on the ground. He pulls himself up.)

CYBORG ELVIS: Thank you, thank you very much.

BOB: Holy crap, it's Cyborg Elvis!

CYBORG ELVIS (pulls out laser gun) I'm just a hunk, a hunk, of burning love.

TERRORIST: Everybody run! Cyborg Elvis has a gu-

(Cyborg Elvis shoots the Terrorist, who falls on the floor dead. The studio audience run around in circles, making no attempt to leave the area.)

BOB: What do we do now? Who can save us?

(Suddenly the big high def TV breaks open and a guy with a chef's hat jumps out of it)

BOB: Look, everyone! It's Tom the Chef! Tom the Chef will bake this 50's crack smoking robot weirdo into a pastry in 30 minutes or less!

(Tom the Chef walks up to the Cyborg Elvis who stares at him. Tom the Chef reaches into his pocket and takes out a stalk of celery)

TOM THE CHEF: Eat celery you......guy.......you.

(He throws the celery at Cyborg Elvis who falls down dead.)

CYBORG ELVIS: You 'aint notin' but a houndog. (he shuts off)

(There is a long pause. Bob puts his arm around Tom the Chef and smiles.)

BOB: Well that will do it for this week's edition of The Sunday Show with Bob..........who wants scooters?

(The crowd cheers as scooters are shot out by a now dead Cyborg Elvis's arm. The credits scroll down reading: Produced by: Strudles? Hosted by: Bob Boberson Drunken by: Lindsey Lohan. If you made it to this point, your screwed. Go watch The George Lopez show now you freak. Sho!!!)

Israeli Palestinian Conflict muffins!

Oh der. What a better way to start a blog then to show a Youtube video about muffins? My friends begged me to watch this one. Man, I almost peed myself watching this one. I'm glad they threatened to kill Johnny Quest if I didn't watch it......wait...... Anyway, I love the bits with imaginary muffin, glass muffin, and asbestos muffin. "I'm baking muffins as best as I can hahahahaahahaahahah!!!" I love his weird faces. Somebody OD'd on some Prozac :P