Guitar Hero III

Just so y'all know, Guitar Hero III is the greatest game known to man. It includes songs by the Rolling Stones, the Who, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Santana, Smashing Pumpkins, Guns N Roses, and Tenacious D. Probably the best song in the game and possibly the best song in history is "The Metal" by Tenacious D.

Here are the lyrics.





You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground
New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal
Hahahahaha they failed as they were thrown to the ground
(Screaming) Aiieee Aiieee
(Harmonizing)No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know
New wave tried to destroy the metal
But the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal
But the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metalBut the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metalBut metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal
But techno was proven wrong
Yeah!
Metal!
It comes from hell

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!!!!!

I looked up Benjamin Franklin, and I found out some fun facts.


One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:
* Inventor of Floam
* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor
* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)
* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound
* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"
* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47
* Liked to play with puppies
* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors
* Tried to have Hillary Clinton put in jail
* Had girly-hippy hair
* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face
* Prone to depression and extreme violence
* An anarchist
* Hated tuna casserole

Why Elmo? I'll tell ya why!

He chose Elmo becuase little children like Elmo.

NEWS FLASH!

This just in, it has been revealed to the public that Rolie Polie Oile is in fact, NOT Ben Franklin. Instead, he has been living under the alias of Micheal Jackson, and is currently doing 9-10 in the popo. In a recent interview in jail, he states:

"I'm hapily turning over the Neverland ranch to Elmo."


Why Elmo. WHHYYYYYY!!!!!

Rollie Polie Olie?

In response to Strudles? argument on Rolie Polie Olie, I must make an argument. Obviously, the appliances are evil alien cheesecakes sent from a planet of cardboard. And thier fiendish secret is that they are planning to implode Rolie Polie Olie's big head. That is why they're smiling so devilishing, they're smiling becuase they're having happy thoughts about imploding Rolie Polie Olie. I must conclude that Role Polie Olie is actually Benjamin Franklin in disguise, and is planning to hijack the universe in exchange for a dollar bill. This is pure truth.

Rolie Polie Olie: Friendly Child Star or Evil Genius

Okay, most of us know of the so called "Rolie Polie Olie" who is small, and short and round. But the real question is: Who is this guy and what is he teaching our youth?

In this picture taken of him smiling in front of his house, notice the doors:



They look like they are "hiding" something. In a recent study, 9 out of 10 old ladies were sent into the Polie house and never came out......and the one that came back fell asleep on the lawn. The APPLIANCES talk for goodness sake, APPLIANCES. Some cruel evil person must have made this work of evil, and all signs point to Olie. Why must he do such evil tasks like eating babies and jaywalking on highways? In a recent interview, sister Zowie Polie came clean to Barbra Walters:

"Olie is a pimp, Barbra. Once I walked into the house, and he was trying to stuff a squirrel in a can of ravioli. I tried to stop him, but dad who was programed by Olie shot lazers out of his eyes, and cut off my arm......well, luckily, robots regrow body parts but I was traumatized for life."

The adorable little robot's plee for action overtook news such as Barry Bonds and Micheal Vick on the front page of tabloids. Why must you ask, why does Olie commit such crimes. Nobody ever knows.......bwahahahahahahaha!!!

The new Christmas song

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, or the walrus will eat you alive... billy shears is coming to town.

Hey Everybody!

Um, so I've pretty much taken everyone's email adress from the 7/8 grade, and given them acess to this blog. Let me explain this to those who have NO idea what I'm talking about. The Floating Pineapple Project was created by yours truly back in September in this year, during my obsession with floating pineapples, hence the name. I got Eric do join, and be admin, so you'll find alot of entries by him here. Although, I'm the overall owner, I take other stuff from the net.

However, updates have been scarse as of late, and my last update was late November. I've decided to turn over a new leaf, and send this to EVERYONE so I'll at least have a audience to target to. My old stuff is a little random and crude, so be warned. Crazy talk show hosts and messed up poets with some crazy youtube videos (Muffins is there for those who know what I'm talking about, and Dr. Rabbit is posted too.)

So just check around. Leave a message at my email adress at mimeonfire8894@aol.com to tell me how the site is. Good, bad, terrible? Updates will be coming up soon, to fill my new sense of humor, a little different from back in the day (Namely two months ago)

Merry Christmas guys! Hope to talk to you all soon!

- Alex North (A.K.A: Strudles?) Admin and Creator of "The Floating Pineapple Project"

Dr. Rabbit Traumatizes Some Schoolkids

Hey it's that guy......yeah.......I'll update more....have a Youtube vid Charlie!

read it thouroughly

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my new car!!!!!! or first car...

hey its H_F!!!! i am very ecstatic to inform you that i am getting a car. although i cannot drive it yet, it will be kept in a special garage for four years. my next post will be the picture i hopes you love it.

Fun Nugget Tines!

I found this sweeeeeellllllll little comic on Smack Jeeves.com. Called "Stick Mess", it's young with only three strips, but this one, #2, is histarious! Check it out. If you has a Smack Jeeves account, fav it. FAV IT >_<

picture of new car

my dad's new car

hey, its google! im posting this to inform you that my dad just got a new car!!!!!11!!!!! being faithful to his old audi, he decided to get the newer version my next post will be a picture, because it is pretty big. the photo. there are a few mistakes, because i got this from google. first, the color: the picture says silver, but i say black! second: car type: the picture has four doors, and my dads has two. third: convertible!!!!!!!!

STRUDLES TEH ROXORZ!!!1111

hey everybody its google,!!!!! shwing. how was hand-o-ween? mine was great. i went t-or-t'ing with some of my friends, and we went to a haunted houseeeeeeee!!!! i would loves to inform you and everyone that i am opening a cheat code service for anyone who i know. for just one dollars, i will research any cheat for any game! you name it. i will event give yyou hints on halo 3! im getting it by the way. yeah,, burn halo-haters!!!!!! AHHA RULEZ!!!!!!!! anyway, strudles? stop editing my posts!!!!!!! oh thanks for fixing the picture.

Happy Halloween: I'll Drink to That!

OOOOoooooohhhhh Happy Halloween you little gools and goblins out there. Just wanted to make an update here. So as your all returning from the emergency room after getting poison candy from that old lady down the street, or trying to pretend to be a wombat, go and set yourself on fire and blame emo bands. That would make us UBER happy.

Fourm go must you, says Yoda.

Well I'm back, being informed by Google that he had returned. Isn't that nice? Well, anyway, new quote of the week today. On other notes and briefs (heh..heh....I said briefs) we need to figure out a way to appeal to more users and action on the fourm. So join up Google. There we can discuss our situations. On other notes, join up all there. Just clicky the link underneath the quote of the week, and search on the first page you see until you see, "Register Account" and a list of four underlined things underneath it. Click the second one and follow the instructions. Have any trouble? Comment here? K? W? X? Y? Shut up. So don't have any problems, or I'll send a poor kid around to Google's house again, begging for a bagel and some "MTV sire?" YOU GOT THAT/Angry?

SHWING! Final Car

EDIT: Here you go Google. I fixed it. Yo. -Strudles?

When you thought it was safe.......

notttttt!!!!!!!! i've got one more! this one is the lamborghini murcielago. this is another super fast car. it has 633 horsepower, and looks really sharp! check it out!

google's final car!

hey guys its google! i have decided to post one last car! this one is not in production, but i found it in a game called forza motorsport 2. i just got it and i must say, it is one fast car. its top speed is around 234 mph, which is really fast. welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, this is the end of my supercar posts. burn, halo-haters!

hi im back

hi, sorry im back! iv been away for awhile and i have not updated! i promise

An Actual Update? OMG!

You thought we forgot about you, my little invisible fans out there? Well think again! Sorry about the long layover. Somebody, ( - -) > *poke* *poke* Google, hasn't updated in my absence. Anyway, put it down that on SUNDAY OCTOBER 21, I will get back to updating with a new "The Sunday Show with Bob". Pretty cool eh?

Uh-oh WAKA WAKA, Strudles? Gets A Pink Guy Named Paul

Well, I threw up today. The end. Kinda' sucks, but I'll be in school tommorow. Expect to see my bright and shining face tommorow. Now updates today, except I'll be starting a running gag with a pink guy named Paul who is the root of all peoples bad luck. Now updates today. Shoo!! Get out of here Charlie!

Poetry By Dave

(Cut to a poetry club. Dave appears from the back of the curtain and begins to read from his notecard)

DAVE: Oh how my heart withers, when my wife hits me with a baseball bat. Never told her I got my cousin pregnant. Much pain.

(Everyone starts snapping their fingers as Dave goes back behind the curtain.)

Pardon Our Monkies

Sorry everyone. I was busy with homework over the weekend and couldn't show up and Google died...........not really ^_^. Anyway, expect updates tommorow! Peace out!

EDIT: Okay I lied. I came up with a really crappy short about some guy getting his cousin pregnant. Hey, try to come up with a very funny joke at 9:39 P.M foo'! Anyway, Bob interviews tommorow. Look out for that sometime after school. I predict 7:00 or 8:00 being the latest.

Nothinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Heyy, it's Google. Strudles? and I are planning a full-scale interview between Bob and Charlie!!! I am about to go play a World War 2 game so, geronimo!!!! See ya

Google's List O' Cool Cars (2)

This next one is my second favorite car in the world.

Give it up for the Ford GT! Yayyyyyy!!

The Ford GT, coupled with its dazzling looks, sells for an unbelievable $150,000, which is pretty cheap considering it gets 500 horsepower and goes 0-60 in a beutiful 3.8 seconds, three tenths slower than the slr mclaren.

Awesome

Here is the worlds greatest video:

"Morpheus stop falling"

You got admin!

Google has become my special helper/admin!!! Yey!!!!!

Google's List O' Cool Cars

Hey evry one, its google again, and for the next few posts, I will show you my top ten favorite cars!

Bugatti Veyron

This almost unbelievable car pumps out 1003 horsepower, and does 0-60 in 2.6 seconds, making it the fastest street-legal car ever created! This is by far my most favorite car.

GO VOTE FOR QUOTE OF THE WEEK OR WILL SHOOT YOU!

Today I had a boring day except for spanish class. Strudles? and I are currently working on a weekly feature called Quote Of The Week: Standard. we will come up with a phrase each week and you will decide what it is!

P.S. This link is awesome-> http://flashplayer.com

Who is Charlie?

Hello, my name is Google. No, I'm not the search engine, I'm the no. 2 contributor.
I made Charlie up, you see and I am goin to tell you who he is! Charlie, is a fictional character made to represent my physical opposite. I made him up when my cousins and I were making prank calls to my family. We would talk in almost a high feminine voice. He acts like a child and you will often hear the phrase "i want to be a mongoose!" out of him.

The Not so Sunday, Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring Charlie)

(The anouncer begins to speak)

ANNOUNCER: Now it's time for another interview show by your favorite talk show host who thinks giving whiplash to small children is funny, Bob!

(As the crowd cheers, Bob comes out and you hear him say "Whiplash sucks!")

BOB: Alright everybody. Welcome to the Sunday Show with Bob....

(An audience member stands up.)

AUDIENCE MEMBER: It's not Sunday!

(Bob pulls out a machine gun a shoots the guy to death.)

BOB: Alright, anyone else deny me?

(The audience shakes there head)

BOB: Good because tonight we are interviewing Charlie.

(Zoom out to Charlie who is tapping his feet)

BOB: Hello, I'm Bob.

CHARLIE: Hi, I'm Charlie!!!

BOB: Yes, yes you are.

CHARLIE: Yup, ask me a question, but hurry up! I have to go potty!

BOB: Okayyyyy......do you have any strudles?

CHARLIE: Noooooooooo!!

(Charlie gets up and "Stayin' Alive" begins to play. Charlie starts doing the disco.)

BOB: What are you doing?

CHARLIE: I'm dancing!!!

BOB: No dancing on the show! Turn the camera offfffff!!!

(The screen becomes fuzzy. Suddenly the scene cuts to some Pandas chewing bamboo.)

TV ANOUNCER: We now bring you "The Wonderworld of Pandas.

(A walrus falls from the sky.)

TV ANOUNCER: And a walrus, COOKKUCCHU!!!

I'm a Hungry Hungry Hippo!

Okay guys. Late update. I was all depressed today, so instead of a skit, have a Knox's Matrix Reloaded 1 youtube video. Sorry for the sucky video quality. This was all I could find of this perticular video, so.......that's pretty much it for today.......word.

The Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring a Terrorist)

(Cut to a studio type room. A random guy, with a tie enters from the left. The announcer's voice is heard.)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to The Sunday Show, hosted by every body's favorite bisexual talk show host, Bob!

(During a loud applause, you can hear Bob saying "I'm not bisexual!" When the applause stops, Bob begins to talk.)

BOB: Alright, welcome to The Sunday Show, with me, Bob and today's guest is a terrorist!

(A terrorist is shown sitting on the chair next to him.)

BOB: So terrorist, your a terrorist.........why are you a terrorist again?

TERRORIST: Well, actually it all started with an argument I had with my soap.

BOB: Your soap?

TERRORIST: Yeah, it's like a girlfriend, but you lather it all over your body, and comes in seven fruity scents, now including mitten.

BOB: Okay..........so continue.

TERRORIST: Yeah, so she's like, all up in my grill that I didn't do any laundry. So I go, "Screw you, I'm gonna' be a terrorist". And here I am.

BOB: Does it p*** you off at all when you go into K-Mart, and people are like, "Hey, it's a terrorist, he's probably going to blow us up."

TERRORIST: Yeah, it really hurts my feelings. How would you like it if somebody thought you were going to kill them just because you were part of the biggest terrorist organization in the world?

(The crowd goes 'Awww.....' Bob gives the terrorist a pat on the back.)

BOB: Hang in there buddy. Anyway, last question. There has been rumors that your hat is made of Elvis? Is this true?

TERRORIST: Lies! All lies! Would I do such a thing?

(Suddenly, a Cyborg Elvis, comes in from the right side, dragging himself on the ground. He pulls himself up.)

CYBORG ELVIS: Thank you, thank you very much.

BOB: Holy crap, it's Cyborg Elvis!

CYBORG ELVIS (pulls out laser gun) I'm just a hunk, a hunk, of burning love.

TERRORIST: Everybody run! Cyborg Elvis has a gu-

(Cyborg Elvis shoots the Terrorist, who falls on the floor dead. The studio audience run around in circles, making no attempt to leave the area.)

BOB: What do we do now? Who can save us?

(Suddenly the big high def TV breaks open and a guy with a chef's hat jumps out of it)

BOB: Look, everyone! It's Tom the Chef! Tom the Chef will bake this 50's crack smoking robot weirdo into a pastry in 30 minutes or less!

(Tom the Chef walks up to the Cyborg Elvis who stares at him. Tom the Chef reaches into his pocket and takes out a stalk of celery)

TOM THE CHEF: Eat celery you......guy.......you.

(He throws the celery at Cyborg Elvis who falls down dead.)

CYBORG ELVIS: You 'aint notin' but a houndog. (he shuts off)

(There is a long pause. Bob puts his arm around Tom the Chef and smiles.)

BOB: Well that will do it for this week's edition of The Sunday Show with Bob..........who wants scooters?

(The crowd cheers as scooters are shot out by a now dead Cyborg Elvis's arm. The credits scroll down reading: Produced by: Strudles? Hosted by: Bob Boberson Drunken by: Lindsey Lohan. If you made it to this point, your screwed. Go watch The George Lopez show now you freak. Sho!!!)

Israeli Palestinian Conflict muffins!

Oh der. What a better way to start a blog then to show a Youtube video about muffins? My friends begged me to watch this one. Man, I almost peed myself watching this one. I'm glad they threatened to kill Johnny Quest if I didn't watch it......wait...... Anyway, I love the bits with imaginary muffin, glass muffin, and asbestos muffin. "I'm baking muffins as best as I can hahahahaahahaahahah!!!" I love his weird faces. Somebody OD'd on some Prozac :P