mascot

i dont think were ever gonna have a blog mascot. well never agree. besides, the vote is rigged by people who vote more than once...

i think each contributor should have thier own mascot... sound fair?

ha! its a tie! so, what do we do now? NO POSTING OR VOTING FROM ANY OTHER COMPUTERS!!!!

Im not dead

Im not dead. And this counts as a post. Dont kick me off Ill post a video soon.

grey wolf if you don't post in the next 48 hours, you will be kicked from the blog

then it'll never happen because Grey Wolf never posts, so we'll never have a mascot!! and besides, everyone knows slash is more awesome than peter frampton

NO!

WE SHOULDNT HAVE A MASCOT UNLESS WE ALL AGREE ON IT, AND NO ONE WANTED SLASH EXCEPT YOU, ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!! I'm not saying ozzy osbourne has to be our mascot, im just saying that we should reach a compromise. taking the mimalist vote and declaring yourself victor was what george bush did. no one likes george bush. dont be like him.

Blog mascot

the new blog mascot is slash!! (it was decided by minimal vote. since slash tied with peter frampton and MC, slash being the most awesome, slash is now the blog mascot

mascot

who's our mascot? (ozzy has the most votes)

the blog mascot has to be decided by the poll...

Blog Mascot- Ozzy!

This should be our mascot

where is he?

we havent had a post from greywolf in forever. his last post was 26 days ago!

Should we have a podcast?

Yes or no? Post in comments.

Also Famas, go back to being Master Chief. It's easier to remember. Aw shit <_<

Sunday Show with Bob coming late. To tired to do anything! Blah!

bass guitar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 i think our blog should have a mascot

give me suggestions in comments only no need to take up space

YOU'RE STONED LUIGI

YAAY NEW COMIC

my new comic is about slash and ... hillary clinton

Warning!!!!! mild violence

my next post will NOT be about pedophiles!! it's disgusting!

Choose your own adventure

I found a hilarious choose your own adventure.

Warning: its not 100% appropriate, okay? it was under the PG/PG-13 section.

In this awesome c.y.o.a., you can die a hobo, kill yourself, get shot by a pedophile, fall off a hippo, etc. Weirdly, this is supposed to be about forming a band. Well, whatever, its funny.

http://editthis.info/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure/Band_Forming_thing


Please try it, but dont edit it, cuz I know the guy who made it.

Master Chief

Tell me once you have made your decision about being in my band or not. Don't feel rushed. I'm putting no time limits on it. I just have to look for a basist, 2nd guitarist, and drummer (possibly keyboard too maybe). Tell me if you know anyone interested. Same goes for Goo Goo. I'm making this the official band post. Talk about anything related to it on the comments.

PICK UP YOUR PANTS!

Here's my new video. I've worked hard on it, and it is my proudest video to date. What do you guys think of the finished project??

DAMMIT GOO GOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goo Goo i don't give a !@#$ if you leave the blog, but you can't start a war on someone's music preferences! and why were you making fun of strudles if he might have been serious about the band. i actually am thinking about it, you @#$hole!!

Fourms Die!

The Fourms are closed! What should take it's place. Discuss here!

The Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring Tom Cruise)

span style="font-size:78%;">(Cut to a studio type room. A random guy, with a tie enters from the left. The announcer's voice is heard.)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to The Sunday Show, hosted by every body's favorite talk show host, that loves to kill handicapped housewives, Bob!

(During a loud applause, you can hear Bob saying "I didn't do it! I'm not OJ!" When the applause stops, Bob begins to talk.)

BOB: Alright, welcome to The Sunday Show, with me, Bob and today's guest is Tom Cruise.

(Tom Cruise is shown sitting on the chair next to him.)

BOB: Hey Tom Cruise, what's new with you?

TOM CRUISE: I got some SERIOUS dance vibes!

BOB: Th...that's nice. But anywhoo, why did you choose Scientology as your religion. Isn't that kinda' wierd?

TOM CRUISE: Well, I chose it because of the Prophet Monkey!

BOB: You gotta be joking...

TOM CRUISE: The Prophet Monkey killed my girlfriend. I was planning to do that for years! So I followed him to his magical Bannana land, where I got a free baby with a Happy Meal, and that's how I got Suri.

BOB: Wow, you got issues dude.

TOM CRUISE: And serious dance vibes.

BOB: You know what, can some one shoot this p****, he's getting on my freakin' nerves

TOM CRUISE: No, not into the pit! Ir burrrrnnnssssss!!!

(The Announcer comes from the side and tries to shoot Tom Cruise. It misses him, and shoots Bob.)

BOB: Aw crap.......

(Bob falls over dead, blood squirting from his head. Tom Cruise tries to run offstage, but slips on a tiki torch used for lighting and gets lit on fire. He screams in dies.)

ANOUNCER: Oh great. The host and guest are both dead. Now what?

(The Anouncer thinks for a minute before waking up from his train of thought.)

Anouncer: Hey Tom the Chef!

(Tom the Chef runs on from the side of the stage. There is an applause.)

ANOUNCER: Tom. I need your help. Bob is dead. We need someone to close this damned show!

TOM THE CHEF: MMmmmmmmmpppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ANOUNCER: I don't care if you have The Wiggles in your mouth! I need your help! Come on!

(Tom hesitently spits The Wiggles out. They scurry offstage.)

TOM: Well that will do it for this week's edition of The Sunday Show with Bob..........who wants pancakes?

(The crowd cheers as Tom starts cooking pancakes over Tom Cruise's flaming body. The credits scroll down reading: Produced by: Strudles? Hosted by: Bob Boberson Gay Married by: Elton John. If you made it to this point, your screwed. Go watch Pokeman now you freak. Sho!!!)

freedom of speech

if i do not get freedom of speech, i will leave this blog.

Text Adventure In Progress

http://editthis.info/Choose_Your_Own_Adventure/Day_In_the_Life_of_a_Total_Loser

The official text adventure of the blog. Feel free to add on!

dude, what have you done????

strudles, EVEN I can't get on the forum, somethings wrong with it, if youre the only one who can get on, you might as well just delete it.

band

i was wondering if anyone wanted to join a band i already made. I'm looking for a bassist or a drummer? anyone here who plays bass or drums???!!?!?!?!? (the bass isnt really that important for this band, because there are already two guitars.)

strudles, wtf?

dude, wtf is this webpaint bull$#!* ? huh? seriously, dude, webpaint is crap!!!!!!!!!!! CRAP CRAP CRAP!

Request

I know that this is off-topic, but master chief, I was inquiring about starting a band with you, you being vocalist.

It is a Punk/Pop-Punk/Indie band, that will play their own songs, plus a slew of other stuff such as possible covers at requests of band members.

I'm in need of a vocalist. Wanna help me out? Post your response on the comments page.

pancakes

webcomic from hell part #2

a guy goes to a pedophile convention with micheal jackson, ozzy osbourne and george bush... spooky!

webcomic from hell part #1

Seeing you guyses awesome webcomics, i have begun a webcomic so bad, you will cry fo' yo' mommas! watch this terrible webcomic. it is so bad, it burns just to read it.

wahoo!

IM AN ADMIN! THANK JESUS!!!!

Who Stole Mah Pancakes? #2

April 16, 2008
Mood: Platypus

Hey guys! Hey, it's me Billy. Today I road my bike down the street. My next store neighbor Humphry picked the wrong day to decide not to be sober as he ran me over with his lawn mower. It was really scary! It was okay, though, because severed arm acted as a gauge to my bleeding.

I went to the store with my mom today, and the pedophile Elton John tried to molest me. It was really scary!



Then I pulled out an SMG and shot that idiot's face off. Stupid Elton John!

Today I smelled some flowers. They were really pretty. However it was so beautiful, I didn't notice the flying monkies from the sky. They bit my nose, which is not for biting. And I died!

Well that's it. Bayhe!

~ Bobby

yippeee!

wahhoooo! peoples iz posting again!!! Yipee!

also, i heard you dudes went public, so i came back to rub it in your faces. hahaha i wasw right, you was wrong nyanyah!

Who Stole Mah Pancakes? #1

(This is a fictional blog entry btw for those who are new here)

April 14, 2008
Mood: Brown

Hey everyone out in blogspace,

I'm Bobby. I'll be giving you a look into my crappy life. You know, life pretty much sucks for me. I'm under house arrest for eating the mailman, and a bird just stole my bagel. Grreeeeaaaaaaatttttt.

Today, I saw a squirrel. It was sooooooo cute! But OJ Simpson came with a handgun and shot it. Damn you OJ!



I saw this old guy start singing Snoop Dog out in front of our house, I told him to get a life, and threw a rock at him and he died. It was funny! :D

Today everyone I love got run over by a chinese bike. But that's okay, because I have waffles to comfort me, and that's all I need. Umkay until next time!

~ Bobby

Officially Public!

The blog is officially public now! Hooray! We're going back to the old-new-fourm, and welcome to those who are the first to see this blog. Look around!

TO GREYWOLF

NEVER EVER USE ACTUAL NAMES OR I WILL REVOKE YOUR POSTING PRIVILEGES

first Comic... really bad

here it is but its really bad. let me know in COMMENTS how i can improve it

dude slow down or ill start getting angry. we don't criticize long-times users or use official names idiot!!

I agree

Fancy pants is the most amazing game. (Not including Rockand and Counter Strike.) Strudles stop playing Halo and play Rockband.

Master Chief

Rockband

Buy Rockband Strudles and Goo Goo. It is the most amazing game ever! Buy It!!!

i'm workin on some comix

starting sooon, i'll be making some comics on MS paint. ill see if i can get them up and working. just a preview coming soon.

New Stuff.

Yeah, Master Chief had been giving permission. Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but I would like to announce a few things:

1. The Sunday Show with Bob returns this Sunday for the first time since um...October maybe?

2. I'm working on a fictional online blog, which will be the blog's second skit, called "Who Stole Mah Pancakes??" Keep an eye out for that, updated whenever I get ideas. It will start soon. So keep your pants on.

3. Should the blog be public? Take part of the poll and discuss here.

4. Also, the fourm's status is up in the air. I might just start the crap over, if we make it public. As for now, I will continue my Barney fan-fic. Watch out for that too.

I'm going to edit this as I come up with ideas so stay tuned and discuss here. Post lotsa comments. ;)

~ Strudles?

no you're wrong

i was on permitted leave, right, strudles??

greatest game ever

Play Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

im not a meanie, im just right!

masterchief, your last post was March 26, 2008! and your an admin!!!

NOT TRUE YOU TAKE THAT BACK MEANIE

well, yeah....

well yeah.... but masterchief disappeared and strudles left. IF YOU PEOPLE WANT THE BLOG TO CONTINUE, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL POST ON IT!

Im here

Dude Im here but Im postinng on another blog.

where's all da people?

did everyone die, cuz no one except me has like posted in like a week.