Guitar Hero III

Just so y'all know, Guitar Hero III is the greatest game known to man. It includes songs by the Rolling Stones, the Who, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Santana, Smashing Pumpkins, Guns N Roses, and Tenacious D. Probably the best song in the game and possibly the best song in history is "The Metal" by Tenacious D.

Here are the lyrics.





You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Punk rock tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were smited to the ground
New wave tried to kill the metal
But they failed as they were stricken down to the ground
Grunge tried to kill the metal
Hahahahaha they failed as they were thrown to the ground
(Screaming) Aiieee Aiieee
(Harmonizing)No one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know
New wave tried to destroy the metal
But the metal had its way
Grunge then tried to dethrone the metal
But the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metalBut the metal was in the way
Punk rock tried to destroy the metalBut metal was much too strong
Techno tried to defile the metal
But techno was proven wrong
Yeah!
Metal!
It comes from hell

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!!!!!

I looked up Benjamin Franklin, and I found out some fun facts.


One of the 'Founding Fathers', Ben Franklin was a well-known author, statesman, poet, musician, and inventor. Franklin was responsible for some of the most important features of the Constitution. Some of his accomplishments include:
* Inventor of Floam
* Paula Abdul's first dance instructor
* Amish Rake Fighting (scored 27 kills, 83 maims in first season)
* Was able to leap tall buildings with a single bound
* Often dressed as a pregnant nun and walked through the streets shouting, "Come and get it, fellas!"
* Once walked into Congress after a night of heavy drinking and opened fire with his AK-47
* Liked to play with puppies
* Held regular staring contests with his neighbors
* Tried to have Hillary Clinton put in jail
* Had girly-hippy hair
* Advertises on the $100.00 bill with a frowny face
* Prone to depression and extreme violence
* An anarchist
* Hated tuna casserole

Why Elmo? I'll tell ya why!

He chose Elmo becuase little children like Elmo.

NEWS FLASH!

This just in, it has been revealed to the public that Rolie Polie Oile is in fact, NOT Ben Franklin. Instead, he has been living under the alias of Micheal Jackson, and is currently doing 9-10 in the popo. In a recent interview in jail, he states:

"I'm hapily turning over the Neverland ranch to Elmo."


Why Elmo. WHHYYYYYY!!!!!

Rollie Polie Olie?

In response to Strudles? argument on Rolie Polie Olie, I must make an argument. Obviously, the appliances are evil alien cheesecakes sent from a planet of cardboard. And thier fiendish secret is that they are planning to implode Rolie Polie Olie's big head. That is why they're smiling so devilishing, they're smiling becuase they're having happy thoughts about imploding Rolie Polie Olie. I must conclude that Role Polie Olie is actually Benjamin Franklin in disguise, and is planning to hijack the universe in exchange for a dollar bill. This is pure truth.

Rolie Polie Olie: Friendly Child Star or Evil Genius

Okay, most of us know of the so called "Rolie Polie Olie" who is small, and short and round. But the real question is: Who is this guy and what is he teaching our youth?

In this picture taken of him smiling in front of his house, notice the doors:



They look like they are "hiding" something. In a recent study, 9 out of 10 old ladies were sent into the Polie house and never came out......and the one that came back fell asleep on the lawn. The APPLIANCES talk for goodness sake, APPLIANCES. Some cruel evil person must have made this work of evil, and all signs point to Olie. Why must he do such evil tasks like eating babies and jaywalking on highways? In a recent interview, sister Zowie Polie came clean to Barbra Walters:

"Olie is a pimp, Barbra. Once I walked into the house, and he was trying to stuff a squirrel in a can of ravioli. I tried to stop him, but dad who was programed by Olie shot lazers out of his eyes, and cut off my arm......well, luckily, robots regrow body parts but I was traumatized for life."

The adorable little robot's plee for action overtook news such as Barry Bonds and Micheal Vick on the front page of tabloids. Why must you ask, why does Olie commit such crimes. Nobody ever knows.......bwahahahahahahaha!!!

The new Christmas song

you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, or the walrus will eat you alive... billy shears is coming to town.

Hey Everybody!

Um, so I've pretty much taken everyone's email adress from the 7/8 grade, and given them acess to this blog. Let me explain this to those who have NO idea what I'm talking about. The Floating Pineapple Project was created by yours truly back in September in this year, during my obsession with floating pineapples, hence the name. I got Eric do join, and be admin, so you'll find alot of entries by him here. Although, I'm the overall owner, I take other stuff from the net.

However, updates have been scarse as of late, and my last update was late November. I've decided to turn over a new leaf, and send this to EVERYONE so I'll at least have a audience to target to. My old stuff is a little random and crude, so be warned. Crazy talk show hosts and messed up poets with some crazy youtube videos (Muffins is there for those who know what I'm talking about, and Dr. Rabbit is posted too.)

So just check around. Leave a message at my email adress at mimeonfire8894@aol.com to tell me how the site is. Good, bad, terrible? Updates will be coming up soon, to fill my new sense of humor, a little different from back in the day (Namely two months ago)

Merry Christmas guys! Hope to talk to you all soon!

- Alex North (A.K.A: Strudles?) Admin and Creator of "The Floating Pineapple Project"