The Sunday Show with Bob (Featuring a Terrorist)

(Cut to a studio type room. A random guy, with a tie enters from the left. The announcer's voice is heard.)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to The Sunday Show, hosted by every body's favorite bisexual talk show host, Bob!

(During a loud applause, you can hear Bob saying "I'm not bisexual!" When the applause stops, Bob begins to talk.)

BOB: Alright, welcome to The Sunday Show, with me, Bob and today's guest is a terrorist!

(A terrorist is shown sitting on the chair next to him.)

BOB: So terrorist, your a terrorist.........why are you a terrorist again?

TERRORIST: Well, actually it all started with an argument I had with my soap.

BOB: Your soap?

TERRORIST: Yeah, it's like a girlfriend, but you lather it all over your body, and comes in seven fruity scents, now including mitten.

BOB: Okay..........so continue.

TERRORIST: Yeah, so she's like, all up in my grill that I didn't do any laundry. So I go, "Screw you, I'm gonna' be a terrorist". And here I am.

BOB: Does it p*** you off at all when you go into K-Mart, and people are like, "Hey, it's a terrorist, he's probably going to blow us up."

TERRORIST: Yeah, it really hurts my feelings. How would you like it if somebody thought you were going to kill them just because you were part of the biggest terrorist organization in the world?

(The crowd goes 'Awww.....' Bob gives the terrorist a pat on the back.)

BOB: Hang in there buddy. Anyway, last question. There has been rumors that your hat is made of Elvis? Is this true?

TERRORIST: Lies! All lies! Would I do such a thing?

(Suddenly, a Cyborg Elvis, comes in from the right side, dragging himself on the ground. He pulls himself up.)

CYBORG ELVIS: Thank you, thank you very much.

BOB: Holy crap, it's Cyborg Elvis!

CYBORG ELVIS (pulls out laser gun) I'm just a hunk, a hunk, of burning love.

TERRORIST: Everybody run! Cyborg Elvis has a gu-

(Cyborg Elvis shoots the Terrorist, who falls on the floor dead. The studio audience run around in circles, making no attempt to leave the area.)

BOB: What do we do now? Who can save us?

(Suddenly the big high def TV breaks open and a guy with a chef's hat jumps out of it)

BOB: Look, everyone! It's Tom the Chef! Tom the Chef will bake this 50's crack smoking robot weirdo into a pastry in 30 minutes or less!

(Tom the Chef walks up to the Cyborg Elvis who stares at him. Tom the Chef reaches into his pocket and takes out a stalk of celery)

TOM THE CHEF: Eat celery you......guy.......you.

(He throws the celery at Cyborg Elvis who falls down dead.)

CYBORG ELVIS: You 'aint notin' but a houndog. (he shuts off)

(There is a long pause. Bob puts his arm around Tom the Chef and smiles.)

BOB: Well that will do it for this week's edition of The Sunday Show with Bob..........who wants scooters?

(The crowd cheers as scooters are shot out by a now dead Cyborg Elvis's arm. The credits scroll down reading: Produced by: Strudles? Hosted by: Bob Boberson Drunken by: Lindsey Lohan. If you made it to this point, your screwed. Go watch The George Lopez show now you freak. Sho!!!)