Rollie Polie Olie?

In response to Strudles? argument on Rolie Polie Olie, I must make an argument. Obviously, the appliances are evil alien cheesecakes sent from a planet of cardboard. And thier fiendish secret is that they are planning to implode Rolie Polie Olie's big head. That is why they're smiling so devilishing, they're smiling becuase they're having happy thoughts about imploding Rolie Polie Olie. I must conclude that Role Polie Olie is actually Benjamin Franklin in disguise, and is planning to hijack the universe in exchange for a dollar bill. This is pure truth.